Poem to SARKODIE

Once upon the time, In the Sarkology kingdom, lived a Legend
called Sarkodie.
One day, Sarkodie decided to write a letter to ELIJAH. Being so
excited, mistakenly, he wrote DEAR RAP. Haters shouted
HALELUJAH saying "we said it, Sarkodie is an ILLUMINATI. Huh!! But
know all these rumour are LIES. It all started when Sarkodie and his
friend, the 2 PADDIES, entered the music industry and with that
ONE CHANCE he had came out Sarkcessful with his blessings XXL.
One deepest secret about Sarkodie is that he is ORIGINAL. He also
has a very GOOD RELATIONSHIP with God and the love between
them is not an ORDINARY LOVE. With the help of God, SMALL
SMALL, Sarkodie proved to the world he is SIZELESS. After that
GUNSHOT from his enemies which never ended up in a WAR due to
his Maturity, but rather sent him to the hospital. Only to realise it
was just a RAP ATTACK.
I believe Sarkodie has found the SPECIAL SOMEONE, but is yet to
ask her "will you MARRY ME?". When its time to PREACH the gospel
he does it, because he never wanted to be DOWN ON ONE with his
mission on earth.
Fams onua ODO YEDE nti why this hatred, because WHATEVER YOU
DO to bring him down, Sarkodie will surely BOUNCE back. Says the
Lord, YOU ALREADY KNOW